So as you know, I just quit my job. Looking back, kind of stupid but well worth it. Now I'm back on the hunt for jobs! And you know what phrase I have found to be my least favorite in the entire world? "We're taking applications." You know, I would be OK with just "No sorry. We're not hiring right now." Why even tell me you might look at it? That's like telling a kid you might be giving out candy, then run away with a big box full while flipping them off. That kid grows up to be a serial killer because you didn't give him any candy. How do you feel now huh? People died because of you! You monster!!! Where was I? Oh yeah... it's really annoying. Just say yes or no... it's not going to kill me if you say no. I'm a big girl and I can handle it!
So everyone who has ever said "we're accepting applications" instead of a yes or no gets the bird today. No go take your big box of candy and stay away from the children!
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