Sweaty Boob Money

    Hey, how's it going? Everything is cool here for the most part. I have encountered one of the most vile, disguisting, mind boggingly gross things I have ever seen myself conquering. Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you.... the sweaty boob money. You know, that money that usually fat people pull out of their bra to pay with their things for? Yeah, gross. I touch it, then give it to you for your change because I sure as hell don't want it.

   Who in their right mind wants to touch that money and why would you EVER store it in your bra?! You have a purse the size of a Vegas whores vagina, why are you making me touch your boob sweat? I feel like I'm groping your nasty, sweaty boobs when I touch that soaking wet dollar bill. I'm gagging as I type this! For God's sake, STOP IT!!! I will murder you in my dreams it's so gross! This is the deep south, land of sweat and friend chicken obesity. Don't give me your nasty, sticky, slimey, money out of your bra.

   This bird goes to sweaty boob money people! Stop being disguisting and take a GOD DAMN SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!! Also get a wallet and put your money in there. Save me from feeling like a slimeball for the rest of my shift!