Tuesday, February 14, 2012

You Darn Kids and Your Music!


    When was the last time you turned on the radio? Did you hear that crap?!?!?! That's called dubstep. Who the hell decided that the sounds for a dial up modem was music? It sounds like a robot vomiting after a night of drinking Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters with Lindsay Lohan and snorting mountains of cocaine with Charlie Sheen and having wild kinky sex with GLaDOS. There is no harmony, there are no lyrics worth listening to, and there is absolutely no musicality! Who decided this was music?!?!? I was on campus today and I heard someone complaining how Skrillex didn't win anything at the Grammys and Adele won everything. Want to know why? SHE'S! A! MUSICIAN! She makes this funny little thing called music that is very nice if you listen to it. She's not exactly my favorite musician, but she's a hell of a lot better than Skrillex.

   And then there's the dance. Pop and Lock. Dubstep. Whatever you want to call it, it's all the same thing..... the robot. Yeah that came out in 1967. Not very new and exciting is it?

   So the bird today goes to every "music artist" who makes Dubstep. It's not music, it's just noise that gives a weak minded person a reason to get fucked up. It reduces music to simply an aid to listen to while you're tripping, not something to enjoy and treasure. It lacks personality. It lacks a face. It lacks everything that makes music music. So fuck you dubstep.

1 comment:

  1. AMEN! I miss the world when people actually strove for true excellence. It's bullshit like this that rots people's brains. You know why this country's going to shit? People's brains, EVEN ADULTS, are stuck on shit like My Little Pony. What the fuck, people? The intelligence level in this country is disturbingly low. I'm moving to the moon once they get that base established, which is projected to be in 2017, by the way.

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